Episode 5: Bad box art Mega Man surfs Geocities for porn while rebuilding the jade monkey

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In this episode we aren't quite sure whether rotten or newgrounds was the better site to visit in the 90's, or whether or not the original version of Mega Man left more childhood scars on us. Surfing the world wide web on geocities and exploring why anyone can befriend a raccoon even if you've never gotten to bang patty mayonnaise. Remember, kids: Drake was once wheelchair bound with erectile dysfunction!